TheBug Fixers

Welcome

We are a team of highly trained professionals, dedicated to protecting what remains of humanity from the rats, cockroaches and other more horrifying vermin that have overrun the world in the wake of the Great Pestilence.

Our team is made up of experts in the fields of entomology, virology, and urban warfare, and we are constantly researching new ways to combat the ever-evolving threat of pests.

We are committed to preserving what remains of humanity, and we will stop at nothing to protect our clients. Contact us today to learn more about how we can help you in this post-apocalyptic world.

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Services

At The Bug Fixers we offer a wide range of extermination services to our clients, they are tailored to the specific type of pest and the severity of the infestation. Whether it's rodents, cockroaches, or oozes.

Rats

Our rodent control services include trapping and extermination of rats, mice, and other rodents that threaten to consume what little is left of our civilization.

Regular:

prices from £200

Mutant:

prices from £500

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Cockroaches

Our cockroach control services include extermination of cockroaches and other common household pests. We use the latest in extermination technology and techniques to eliminate these pests.

Regular:

prices from £200

Irradiated:

prices from £500

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Ooze

Our Ooze control service would include the extermination of this new, dangerous pest called the "ooze". Our team of experts would use the latest techniques and technology to eliminate this pest and prevent it from spreading.

Regular:

prices from £2000

Mutant:

prices from £5000

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Meet The Team

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John Smith

John Smith is a former military veteran with extensive experience in urban warfare and pest control. He founded the The Bug Fixers in the aftermath of the great pestilence, with the goal of protecting what remains of humanity from the hordes of pests that threaten us all.
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Taha Hassan

Taha Hassan was training to be a web developer when the Great Pestilence struck. And now spends his days valiantly fighting supernaturally-enhanced vermin.
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Tom Freeman

Tom Freeman was training to be a web developer when the Great Pestilence struck. And now spends his days valiantly fighting supernaturally-enhanced vermin.
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Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson is a leading expert in the field of entomology, with a particular focus on the behavior and biology of cockroaches and other common household pests. She joined The Bug Fixers after completing her PhD in Entomology.
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Michelle Brown

Michelle Brown is responsible for the day-to-day operations of The Bug Fixers. With a background in logistics and management, she ensures that the agency has the resources and personnel it needs to carry out its mission of protecting humanity from pests.

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Rats
Cockroaches
Ooze